Tuesday

Jennifer

Today I have found my courage to speak with Jennifer.

“I wonder why when you come from gym you take the elevator and not go up the stairs. That is a real exercise!”

She looked at me surprised for few moments.

“Because I am tired when I come FROM the gym.”

“Then why don’t you get the stairs BEFORE you go to the gym?”

“I don’t wanna go tired TO the gym!”

“But why don’t you just make less exercises on the gym?”

The elevator’s doors opened. She left without any answer, but I’m sure she’s searching for one.

Monday Morning

Vinnie

Vinnie lives on the 2nd floor in my building and I usually meet him on the morning.

"Guess what?" he said. "Last night I had a blind date with a gorgeous girl from New York."

"And how was it? Something serious or just some fun?" I asked, being sure weird things will come.

“After few drinks she started to tell me that when she was a student she went with the class to visit a firefighter station, and that guys had a striptease aluminium bar right in the middle of their garage!”

“Yeah. That’s Pervert!”

Monday Morning

Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith is a teacher and he is obsessed with conspiracy theories.
This morning I met him again:
“Have you noticed that the word populate is a lot similar with copulate?” he whispered in my ear

“I have never noticed that!” I replied after few moments.
“O, yes! Everything is a part of Their plan!”

“What about sex and sexual? Maybe is there any hidden message like Sex-You-All?” I asked.

“You are watching too much porn, kid!” he replied very serious. He left the elevator without any further comments.