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| Bernie | 
This
evening I met Bernie. He’s a war veteran. He looks like a tough guy to me. I
think if Chuck Norris has a father, for sure is Bernie. 
Every time I say “Hello”
to him he is just looking at me and snarls.
He makes some strange noise from his throat
and I don’t know if he responds to me or it’s just his breathing very noisy. 
I’m confused, so I continue talking, just to be sure: “Yeah,
really hard times!” 
He continues to mumble and I just shake my head approvingly.
I don’t wanna mess with Bernie.